Sabrina27
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So NOT funny.
9/10/2005 7:11:33 AM
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the dude
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I knew you were real.
9/10/2005 10:06:22 AM
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timeconsumerx
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sup jesus
9/10/2005 10:16:28 AM
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ivyspice
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Jesus, what's the meaning of life?
9/10/2005 10:53:25 AM
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CrazyPills69
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hay how r U?
9/10/2005 5:51:56 PM
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guitarplayr1800
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shouldnt you be an arab?
That looks a little too anglo saxon
9/10/2005 9:37:09 PM
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Lysander
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i think jesus was black.
either that or made the fuck up.
9/10/2005 9:39:32 PM
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Jennie3921
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so ummmm.... about last night......
9/10/2005 10:02:52 PM
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LuigiScar7
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I think whoever made this account is fucking sick. Jesus died on the cross for your sins; you are not divine, only he is. You should really open your heart to the Lord Jesus Christ, and ask for forgiveness quickly. This blasphemy will have you rotting in hell if you don't.
9/11/2005 5:32:20 AM
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LuigiScar7
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...JK guys.
9/11/2005 5:32:36 AM
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thisburninghour
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^lol. I hope most people would be able to tell.
9/11/2005 5:49:23 AM
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Scarlett
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[Edited by Scarlett on 9/11/2005 4:11:07 AM. Reason for edit: dumb]
9/11/2005 9:10:35 AM
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Scarlett
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if i posted that comment...it wouldnt have been a joke.................
9/11/2005 9:10:45 AM
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CrazyPills69
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quote :
if i posted that comment...i'dt wouldnt have been a joke................. |
9/11/2005 9:21:29 AM
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Seth Angelus
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HEY> I GOT SOME BEEF WITH YOU.
ABOUT SOME YEARS AGO YOU TOOK AWAY SOME THINGS OF MINE THAT BELONGED TO ME. NOW I'VE BEEN GOING TO ST. RITAS CHURCH SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE, AND I EVER WANTED TO BE AN ALTAR BOY SO I COULD WEAR THOSE SPIFFY ALTAR BOY OUTFITS. I WANTED TO RING THAT LITTLE RING-A-DING-DING BELL EVERYTIME FATHER PETER OR FATHER REARDON BLESSED THE LITTLE CHRIST SNACKS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE, I WENT TO ST. RITA's SCHOOL, AND I WORE MY UNIFORM AND BLACK TIE FOR YOU. THEN AFTERWARDS, WHEN I BLED ON THAT SINK AND TRANSFERRED TO P.S. 54 BECAUSE ST. RITAS WAS CHARGING 16 DOLLARS FOR LUNCH MONEY FOR A WEEK, I STILL MADE SURE I WENT TO CCD. THATS RIGHT. FUCKING C.C.D. I WENT AND TOOK C.C.D ALL THE WAY UP TO 8th GRADE, AND GUESS WHO ANSWERED AND KNEW ALL OF HIS SHIT, JESUS? GUESS?
YEAH, IT WAS ME. I WAS THE LITTLE MESSIAH KNOW IT ALL IN C.C.D. I READ CHAPTERS AND VERSE FOR YOU LIKE IT WAS A TOM CLANCY NOVEL. AND WHEN I GOT QUIZZED ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW WHO FINISHED FIRST? ME. YOU KNOW WHO ACED ALL OF HIS CUTE LITTLE C.C.D REPORT CARDS FOR YOU? ME!
WHEN THAT SPARROW WAS LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, YOU KNOW WHO DECIDED TO BE A GOOD SAMARITAN AND PICK IT UP? UH-HUH. THATS RIGHT.
WHEN THAT ONE GIRL WAS CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? I HAD TO DO THE FUCKING TALKING. WHEN ST. RITAS WAS HOLDING A BINGO GAME UNDERNEATH THE CHURCH AND SERVING BEER, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I SPOKE AGAINST THAT BLASPHEMY?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I OWNED FALSE KNOW-IT-ALLS TO PERVERT YOUR WORDS?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I DEFENDED YOUR EXISTENCE TO PYGMIES?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD BELIEVES YOU'RE A PASTY CREAMY ALBINO FEMININE LOOKING HIPPIE?
YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAVED HER FROM CUTTING HER WRIST? WHERE WERE YOU THEN?
YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SNAPPED AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM? WHERE WERE YOU TO HOLD ME BACK?
YOU REMEMBER WHEN I STYLED MY HAIR IN FRONT OF MY EYES SO I COULD LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BAD-ASS RAPTOR, WHERE WERE YOU?
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?
9/11/2005 9:42:28 AM
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Scarlett
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he was there to see it all and although u think u did it all by yourself....you didn't it was Jesus working through you...well except for the beating up someone and the hair comment...that probably was you acting alone but the nice things you did....you didn't do alone...he inspired you to do them.
9/11/2005 3:48:02 PM
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AntaresUSF
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This reminds me of a song I sang to Becky
9/11/2005 6:44:15 PM
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LuigiScar7
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Scarlett,
Eat shit and kill yourself.
Signed,
-Everyone.
9/11/2005 7:50:37 PM
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Scarlett
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im entitled to my opinion on this website whether you agree with it or not Pete...and even moreso than you considering you don't even go to usf anymore! I am sorry I am not like you and just try to say and do things just so people will think I am "cool". I would rather people not like me for who I am than like me for who I am not.
9/11/2005 11:14:06 PM
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justfuller
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ouch, she has a point. But seriously, this account is messed up, not funny at all.
9/12/2005 12:11:51 AM
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JesusChrist
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Seth, these are important questions, but you will have to look inside yourself to find the answers...
Haha, just kidding.
9/12/2005 12:52:22 AM
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CrazyPills69
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Jesus, forgive him (^^) for he knows not what he types.
Super Bowl picks this season?
9/12/2005 12:54:42 AM
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JesusChrist
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He is forgiven, as are all of God's children.
Ye, and it is foretold that the Baltimore Ravens will be victorious this January.
I have to go now. I need to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.
9/12/2005 1:00:30 AM
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CrazyPills69
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Thank you Jesus.
Hi2u Guyz .gif)
[Edited by CrazyPills69 on 9/11/2005 8:04:01 PM. Reason for edit: ...]
9/12/2005 1:03:43 AM
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CrazyPills69
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Lord...I know my problems are small...but I am at a crossraod. What should I do about my female troubles? In your name, Amen.
9/14/2005 9:30:19 PM
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PickledFish
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out of all the people...why did you choose to make fun of the son of God?
9/14/2005 10:22:53 PM
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Lysander
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LEARN ABOUT YOUR RELIGION AND THEN TALK ABOUT IT
thx
oh and jesus, i'm going to need some help on my core final on monday. holla!
[Edited by Lysander on 9/14/2005 5:27:33 PM. Reason for edit: THAT WAS REDUNDANCY AT ITS FINEST LOLO]
9/14/2005 10:24:42 PM
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CrazyPills69
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Nobody is making fun of him. In Jesus' name, Amen.
9/14/2005 10:25:06 PM
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Grandmaster_Z
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wasn't Jesus black?
also, why is it when we do something good, it's through the help of Jesus, but if we do something bad, Jesus doesn't take the credit, he blames us
9/14/2005 10:39:14 PM
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CrazyPills69
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Anthony Wright was waiting in the wings. this is all they need. Remember Trent Dilfer?
In Jesus' name, Amen.
9/14/2005 10:48:32 PM
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PickledFish
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^^^^because nothing bad can come out of Jesus. He was perfect. when something bad happens it is credited to satan, who from the beggining has tried to put doubt in our minds. we cant reason with satan because he will win. Did God really tell you you couldnt eat from the tree of knolegde of ood and evil?...Satan told Eve.
and yes it is blasphemy to call your self Jesus Christ. He said that at the end times there would be a lot of phalse prophets and people who impersonate him. how would we know then? the deciples asked. he amswered, no good tree can bare bad fruit and no bad tree can bear good fruit. im paraphrasing ofcourse.
[Edited by PickledFish on 9/14/2005 6:04:10 PM. Reason for edit: n]
9/14/2005 10:59:20 PM
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Grandmaster_Z
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^oh ok, now that you explained it, I DO BELIEVE!
not really.
9/14/2005 11:01:22 PM
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PickledFish
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i wasnt trying to convert you. i only HELP convert those who WANT (will) to be converted.
[Edited by PickledFish on 9/14/2005 6:03:19 PM. Reason for edit: 4]
9/14/2005 11:02:57 PM
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thisburninghour
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none of that jibberish you typed will convert anyone. and that's the truth.
9/14/2005 11:09:55 PM
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MistaSyre
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I'm sure you have read the DaVinci Code and find it to be a crock of shit and waste of time/money/paper as well.
9/14/2005 11:16:09 PM
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PickledFish
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^^thank you sister...
9/14/2005 11:18:03 PM
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CrazyPills69
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^You thank a sister...BANG!!!1111....
9/15/2005 1:17:20 AM
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Lysander
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listen here pickled fish
the concept of the modern satan didn't come up until a lot later... nowhere in genesis [or the whole old testament, for that matter] mentions a 'satan' or 'devil' or 'demons.'
9/15/2005 1:20:51 AM
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SexyScientist48
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Bwhahahahaha... i laugh at this whole thread. (giggles) Jesus, can u please get rid of my cancer for me... that would be super. it's really gettin' old. really. kthnx.
9/15/2005 1:40:02 AM
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Scarlett
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I read the davinci code and I am religious and I still loved it and found it very interesting...
9/15/2005 3:13:25 AM
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acurtiss
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Holy Moses
9/15/2005 3:32:33 AM
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JesusChrist
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Bwhahahahaha... i laugh at this whole thread. (giggles) Jesus, can u please get rid of my cancer for me... that would be super. it's really gettin' old. really. kthnx.
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I'll see what I can arrange, but I'm still in General Chem II so it might be a while before I can get working on a cure.
Love,
JC
9/15/2005 11:15:55 PM
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PickledFish
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^^^^^ oh really? try reading the book of Job. Its in the old testament. youl be surprised to see who is mentioned. Oh and can i ad that the book of Job is the oldest book in the Bible.
9/15/2005 11:19:17 PM
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JesusChrist
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Pickledfish:
"He said that at the end times there would be a lot of phalse prophets and people who impersonate him. how would we know then? the deciples asked. he amswered, no good tree can bare bad fruit and no bad tree can bear good fruit."
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Haha, I remember when I said that! But keep in mind, I had been smoking some "bad fruit" when I said that, if you know what I mean. ;)
Good times, good times...
Peace,
JC
[Edited by JesusChrist on 9/15/2005 6:22:15 PM. Reason for edit: fucked up]
9/15/2005 11:21:29 PM
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CrazyPills69
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^^What kind of job?
lolololol
[Edited by CrazyPills69 on 9/15/2005 6:22:33 PM. Reason for edit: In Jesus' name, Amen.]
9/15/2005 11:22:06 PM
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PickledFish
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lol! i use to pronounce it like that the first time i read it. ofcourse it took a little of embarasment and then they corrected me.
[Edited by PickledFish on 9/15/2005 6:27:55 PM. Reason for edit: g]
9/15/2005 11:27:35 PM
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japerez7
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I laugh every time I look at this picture with that caption. You r a funny fucker jesus.
9/15/2005 11:32:40 PM
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JesusChrist
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Quote:
Lord...I know my problems are small...but I am at a crossraod. What should I do about my female troubles? In your name, Amen.
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I don't mean to brag, but I do alright with the ladies. As corny as it sounds, I attract a lot of women by doing magic tricks. If it's a sexual hang-up that's bothering you, that Enzyte stuff is worth a try. I had a few samples of it last month. Christ, that shit works miracles!
Good luck,
JC
[Edited by JesusChrist on 1/3/2006 5:06:37 PM. Reason for edit: turns out i'm not perfect]
9/15/2005 11:34:49 PM
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CrazyPills69
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Thank you, lord.
In Jesus' name, Amen.
9/15/2005 11:36:28 PM
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Crambone
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OUR SAVIOR!
11/28/2005 1:14:38 AM
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usf_cymbal_chik
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This thread is beautiful. Thank you, Jesus, for being fucking metal.
Love,
The little Jew.
1/3/2006 6:11:14 PM
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