Cire19
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LOL
8/11/2005 3:28:48 AM
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Cire19
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LOL
8/11/2005 3:28:48 AM
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TenaciousD
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You should take pics of killing yourself.
8/11/2005 3:29:52 AM
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CrazyPills69
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From Marxism-Leninism, to this?
8/11/2005 3:30:40 AM
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jessecurry
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quote :
Why have you awakened me? |
most likely, whoever awakened you just wanted teh but-secks
8/11/2005 3:31:45 AM
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Cire19
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Wasn't me.
8/11/2005 3:32:50 AM
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TrackStar
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Man... your mysterious...
fuckin faggot.
8/11/2005 3:33:50 AM
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Marauder
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I know, I wish I could be gangsta.
8/11/2005 5:12:42 AM
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Iccee
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^ aww will, i was expecting a "boobs" comment...
YOURE SLACKING
8/11/2005 5:15:14 AM
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Marauder
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Psh fine, plain, jockish, redneck, whatever the fuck you are.
8/11/2005 5:15:52 AM
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Cire19
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I THOUGHT HIS FTJ PROFILE WAS INTERESTING
I am the very definition of an asshole. I have no friends, no family. I have not one iota of feeling for any human on the face of the planet. I've never dated, and if you continue reading, you'll soon find out why, but if you feel the need to try, then by all means do so...
First of all, I am FROSTY. I won't give you flowers, I don't open doors for you, and I won't write you romantic letters. If you want to play Romeo and Juliet, do it with Barbie and Ken. Telling me your sweet nothing, procling your love to me, or trying to act romantic with me will NOT earn you any points in my book.
Second, I am shallow. I hate that about myself, but I recognize it. I don't like ugly or fat people. Deal with it. Take baths, brush your teeth, shave. (Unless you are a guy in which case, kung fu master style mustaches and beards are the shit!) If you have acne, even some makeup might help things out. But seriously folks, it isn't that difficult.
Third, I don't care how big your boobs are, or how blonde your hair is, or how much talent for all things awesome you have... If you have kids you might as well be a rat in a sewer to me. I generally go for people a couple years older then me, so this does apply... I won't prove myself to someone else's kids, I do not want to look at the prospect of potentially being someones new source of child support, and being a single mom says one of three things... Either you are a stupid whore who couldn't be responsible enough to use protection, you are a tremendous bitch who is impossible to deal with, or you are a greedy bitch who is looking to make it though life collecting welfare on the children that you should have never had in the first place. My mom included... If you have kids, and you are single- kill yourself.
Fourth, Do NOT patronize me EVER. That is the one thing I hate more then anything. It annoys me when people pretend to be impressed by all my fabulous skills and talents to try and gain my favor, and I do not need you to remind me about how hot I am, or tell me about the firmness of my ass. You will only make yourself look stupid and immature.
Fifth, I like people who can keep up and even outpace me with things. Usually most people I find attractive enough to even consider end up being as fascinating as a cheerleader bobblehead on some redneck's dashboard. I like someone who can stand up on their own, and whose presence serves a greater purpose to me then that of a mere cock recepticle.
Sixth, I don't care about money. If you are insightful enough to look 30 years down the road, and you want to look for someone who will give you a comfortable living in a nice house with a nice car while you sit at home watching the Ellen Degeneres show then things just aren't going to fly. I might be going to college for physics and psychology, but spending my life behind some desk or doing some mundane task 40 hours a week just isn't happening for me. I want to spend as much of my life doing stuff, and as little of my life working, as possible. Carpe diem bitches!
If it is somehow possible that some creature amongst the teeming masses of human filth that clutters the world can some how see through my short comings without being too short on what I want as well, then it just might be possible to make the impossible, possible, but if it was possible, I wouldn't call it impossible in the first place. Don't was your time.
Ay oh el!-> oblivionknight77
Read about my fantabulous life of danger, excitement and adventure! Xanga.com/marauder77
I used to be a hardcore gamer but I am really moving away from that now. I am utterly alone in this world, so I don't think about other people at all. I spend most of my time leveling up my dood and maxing out my skills these days... I feel as though my life isn't complete unless I have travelled some place at least once every couple of months. Aikido and weightlifting/bodybuilding are a couple activities that improve me physically and help me not to focus on problems in my life... I am not experienced at both of them Soon as I get some more money, I intend on learning to scuba dive and skydive. Photography is my trade and hobby. I love body modification, but all I have to show for it right now are 4 ear piercings and an eyebrow piercing, but I love them to death and I plan to do more. I plan to get most of my entire body covered in tattoos soon as I have a few thousand dollars lying around. I am an athiest, but that is not to say that my life lacks any sort of spiritual component. I love to meditate and I am an incence-o-holic. I've been in the communist party since I was 16, but I don't push my beliefs on anyone and I ask that people give me the same curtousy. Soon as I find someone that I can work with and trust, I want to suspend myself with hooks. My life's goal is to return to my ancestrial homeland (Nepal) and climb Everest solo (but with oxygen) ;P. Hows that for extreme motherfuckers?
8/12/2005 2:39:35 AM
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CrazyPills69
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oh my fucking god! lmmfaorofl!!!!!!!!!!1111111
8/12/2005 2:41:09 AM
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Lucky_Starz211
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wtf im not wasting my life away reading that! and uh dude why do you take these pics? THere awful.
8/12/2005 2:42:22 AM
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BigSmoke
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This dude looks like a big fag! Lol
8/12/2005 4:01:58 AM
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chicky9914
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quote :
Soon as I find someone that I can work with and trust, I want to suspend myself with hooks. |
Hay...sorry but, how exactly is this done??? And just outa curiosity, not trying to criticize you or anything, why do you always look so angry???  Wouldn't hurt to smile once in a while, promise!
[Edited by chicky9914 on 8/11/2005 11:07:22 PM. Reason for edit: :)]
8/12/2005 4:06:56 AM
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jessecurry
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I know a guy that does suspensions. I could put you in touch with him if you want. He's from Venice and actually makes jewelry.
His jewelry site is here: http://www.eroticbodyjewelry.com/eroticbody.html
[Edited by jessecurry on 8/12/2005 1:09:46 AM. Reason for edit: better link]
8/12/2005 6:08:48 AM
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fishinogre
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Dang that was the raddest thing EVER!
Go back to your lair for ye are in need of much slumber.....
8/12/2005 6:25:46 AM
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Marauder
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http://www.bmezine.com/ritual/susp-faq.txt
8/12/2005 3:01:23 PM
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Jennie3921
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despite all the other comments, i like this pic, it looks artsy and deep .gif)
9/6/2005 1:31:46 AM
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MattyBoy
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no, it doesn't.
It looks like someone used a single use Kodak cam.
9/6/2005 1:34:40 AM
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Jennie3921
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^ u don't need an 11 thousand dollar cam to make a pic look artistic.....
9/6/2005 1:49:16 AM
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krazeekev
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This guy is a joke, right??? somebody please tell me this dude isn't for real!?!
9/7/2005 8:38:12 PM
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krazeekev
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obviously not nearly enough
9/7/2005 8:46:51 PM
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Kf4zra
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^i concur
9/7/2005 9:03:11 PM
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Grandmaster_Z
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quote :
being a single mom says one of three things... Either you are a stupid whore who couldn't be responsible enough to use protection, you are a tremendous bitch who is impossible to deal with, or you are a greedy bitch who is looking to make it though life collecting welfare on the children that you should have never had in the first place. My mom included... If you have kids, and you are single- kill yourself. |
haha yes
4/6/2007 6:09:19 PM
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TrackStar
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quote :
TrackStar
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Man... your mysterious...
fuckin faggot.
[ Edit] 8/10/2005 10:33:50 PM
Marauder
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I know, I wish I could be gangsta.
8/11/2005 12:12:42 AM
Do Stuff
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nick isnt gangster.
8/11/2005 12:13:59 AM |
Keep'n it real.
4/6/2007 6:49:08 PM
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Lucky_Starz211
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Maurauder!
4/8/2007 7:04:12 AM
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USF3983
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unnecessary bump. for the love of god, no more!
4/8/2007 9:05:29 AM
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