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Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.

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9/27/2006 3:58:02 PM

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Chuck Norris refuses to put a song on his MySpace page until Wilson Philips' MySpace is no longer under construction.

When Chuck Norris sings karaoke, it's always Jewel. And you can bet your ass that you won't see him looking at the monitor for the words.

And on the third day God said, "Let there be light." Because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.

The Chuck Norris food pyramid consists of sperm and Haagen Dazs.

As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.

Chuck Norris proves that everything isn't "bigger in Texas."

Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris...and decided he'd rather never see again.

In a recent poll, Chuck Norris beat the Hamburglar as the "World's Biggest Ass Bandit."

Chuck Norris and Michael Jackson have been known to recreate the hand-to-hand combat scenes in Star Wars using their penises as light sabers.

Chuck Norris thinks that hot rod races are circle jerks. Accordingly, he shows up in drag.

Freddy Mercury wrote "Fat Bottomed Girls" after a passionate night with Chuck Norris.

9/27/2006 6:37:30 PM

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